Whimsy Day

I woke up this morning, my hair in a frizz,

My day so far...

Stumbled to the kitchen, no orange to squeeze!

Poured black coffee beans in my cereal bowl,

Realized my mistake, when I had eaten it all!

My cat looked at me with a curious stare,

As I tripped on a shoe and flew through the air.

Landed on the couch with a dramatic flair,

My day had begun with a touch of despair.

Off to work I go, dashing with glee,

But forgot my keys, oh silly old me!

Knocked on the door, my neighbor did see,

I’m locked out again and really need to pee!

At lunch, I spilled the guacamole on my shirt,

A green fashion statement, but not so alert.

As my colleagues giggled, I gave up a smirk,

Just another day of my quirky quirk.

The evening came, I slipped in the rain,

Crying out loud, my kneecaps in pain.

A day of mishaps, but that's okay,

For in the end, it was a whimsical day!