Re: Cap

Given that lately I've seen numerous people posting blogs about their lives, which are completely boring and still get a million views, I thought I'd share mine, which at least has hilarious moments. Each picture or video has a story, and I share it as is. I'll start with the one that captures my attitude towards life and my answer to everything.

Don't bug, don't yell, don't clean when I kiss you, don't raise your voice to me, don't give me a tone, don't get offended if I make fun of you, don't force me to talk about feelings, don't get upset because I didn't answer the phone, don't get all serious on me, don't tell me long stories and expect me to pay attention or else!

Flip flop, my attitude is over the top.

Tic toc, I don't have feelings in stock.

May-day, if I don't ask you to, don't stay.

Cough, cough, if you don't like me, then though!